and my teacher [Mrs X we shall say] is really....................... eccentric for want of a vaguely defining word. She's been harrassing a loony boy to cut his godforsaken hair so that he may not be confused with a newly-washed ungroomed poodle.
Scene:
Mrs X: So, in the olden times, in the history of the Ancient Civilization, the local administrators--- Why did you not cut your hair i thought i told you to why you being so disobedient HUH.
(all the above said in one breath)
---------Confusion in classroom------------
----------Enlightening realization that we have deviated from text-book-imparted knowledge------------
PD [Poodle Dude] - Ummmmmmmm, well....... Mrs. X......... I was............erm............... busy?
Mrs. X: For 12 days?
PD: yea?
Mrs X: Come up with a better excuse.
PD: No hair salon gave me an appointment.
Mrs X: In a city with at least 200 salons, not ONE was free, vah, the city must be experiencing lack of hair on heads now.
--------Hiccups+Laughter (hiccups donated by a girl who ate a sandwich too fast)--------
PD [head hung low]: i was busy on sunday.... i had to go out.......
Mrs X: And what were you doing on saturday? Preparing to go out hmm?
PD: =S
Mrs X: Now go bury yourself in your hair or something and stop annoying me.
[dismissal wave]
Murmuring at the back:
A [random person] to PD: Atleast your getting yelled at for some random thing, I have missed out on SO MUCH IN LIFE I TELL YOU. My life is crumbling to half it really is.
I feel so down and out. Depressed. So dejected. My happiness has faded away into greyness at the back of the picture----
PD: Dude. What the hell happened.
A: Oh, somebody ate my peanut butter sandwich.
--------------Hysterics of laughter contributed by single soul, namely.....................
self.------------
:)
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