ClassRoom Chronicles #2

So we're all writing our exam right. It's class 9&10 together and we [9] had our chemistry exam that day. which we were completely prepared for but it was a very tough paper.

so there's about twenty minutes left until we have to stop writing and our invigilator is just incapable of sitting down quietly for two seconds.

Mrs. X (targets one pitiful boy sitting in the corner and nearly snapping his pencil into two out of frustration that he did not know the formula of Methyl Alocohol) - what you going to do after the exam?

Anxious boy - i dont know ma'am [turns back to paper]

Mrs. X - not going for a holiday anywhere?

AB -no maam.. for now im just writing my exam [not looking up]

mrs x - what's your paper about? [snatches paper and reads through it]

AB- maam im writing my exam!

mrs. x -mm okay write write. [gives back paper; anxious boy resumes scribbling down answers]

Ab [mutters] - god this woman....

mrs. x -when i was small, chemistry was not a big problem for me. it was only maths.

in that also, i liked arithmetic a lot...... algebra was not a strong point for me.

AB - [smoke escapes from ears enough to boil water for tea]

[this conversation continues one-sidedly for a while]

mrs. x - how much do you have left?

AB - a lot, maam.

mrs x - {begins to walk away to annoy another poor boy who is buried in sheets of chemstry equations} hmmm... write fast. you need lots of concentration for chemistry. difficult subject. Make sure you dont get distracted.

[Pencil snaps into two]

Fichix

If there is one thing that even the smartest person in the world can NOT comprehend, it's physics.

It's so ABSTRACT and I think a synonym for it would be 'pointless'

I have high doubts about whether when I'm 50 and walking on the street, some nut is going to hold a dagger to my throat and say "If you do not prove that rays of light after reflection appear to meet at a point to form a virtual image, I shall slit your throat." High doubts I have about that. High doubts. However, the global board of education seems to think that is likely to happen.

Why don't they PROVE that that's what is going to happen BEFORE THEY subject the world to such torment of studying analysis of a stupid thermometer that we use once in like......a long time.... when we get sick and really don't care if mercury or water or lemon juice is inside the stupid stick thing. For gods' sake, we chuck it somewhere the day we get better and move on with physics-ridden life!

And I honestly do not care about upthrust or pressure in sea water or some nonsense. If I'm going to fall into the sea, I'll make sure the Coast Guard is around. Really, what am I going to do knowing that there is upthrust to keep me afloat if I am in a situation close to drowning?

Upthrust is there only in the sea. Where is it going to go? These people think that if they don't put it down on paper and drill kids to learn about such abnormal crap, then upthrust is going to get angry with them and stop........well....upthrusting.

Gah. '

The board of education has GOT to wake up and replace subjects like PHYSICS with stuff like.... like.... music! Music is an ART okay?!

Music is CULTURE. music MUST be studied. Music is an upcoming phenomenon! That uh... influences the average ... citizen's.. mind!

ANYWAY.

my point being,

PHYSICS MUST BE ERADICATED!

Physics is a disease. A FATAL disease. Spread by Physics teachers and textbooks.

AVOID. Take a vaccine (Anti-Physics Shot. It has not been invented yet, so for the time being we shall stick to hours and hours of complaining about physics and making it a point to not study it.)

Stay away from it at all costs!! OUTBREAK of a pandemic of PHYSIXICITIS has broken out..... a long time ago. yeah. people suck. they still cant get rid of it. WAKE UP BRAINLESS OAFS.

And yes. All the above was because I wrote my physics exam today. And yes- I did not do well.

I think.